(played by Shirley MacLaine in the 1989 movie):
Clairee Belcher:. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'
He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!
The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.
Don't try to get on my good side, Truvy. I no longer have one!
He is a boil on the butt of humanity.
The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.
I'm not as sweet as I used to be.
I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years.
I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch 'fore I could help myself.
Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?
I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.
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